I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
today i wanted to hold one of the lizards at petco and the guy was like “ok but i must ask are you 18?” and i thought he said “are you a teen?” and im like YEAH! so i held a lizard illegally
independence do you know what that means
She got her own house, got her own car
*sees a PowerPoint post* *scrolls right on past*
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
"Gross, Dad, don’t do—DAD, STOP IT!"
this is so sUPERCUTE
Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am